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Designer Totes

Designer Totes

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Designer Totes

Designer Totes

Regular price $9.99
Regular price $9.99 Sale price $19.99
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  • It makes even my basic outfits feel way more put together. I’m obsessed. 💅✨

    Taylor S.
  • It holds sooo much without feeling bulky. Perfect for my everyday stuff. 👜💕

    Brianna L.
  • The design is even better up close. Such a cute statement piece for the price. 🎀😍

    Alexis C.
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    Everything You Wanna Know

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    ❓ Is this a real designer bag?

    Nope, and that’s the joke. It’s a clear, waterproof PVC tote printed with a luxury-handbag parody design. All the flex, none of the mortgage.

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    ❓ How big is it and what fits inside?

    About 20" wide × 12" tall (50 × 30 cm). Big enough for groceries, gym gear, beach towels, or a laptop with room to spare. Sturdy nylon straps help carry the weight.

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    ❓ Is it waterproof and easy to clean?

    Yes! The clear PVC shell shrugs off spills, sand, and rain. Simply wipe it down with a damp cloth and it’ll look good as new.

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    🚚 When will my order arrive?

    Your order will arrive within 7–15 days, depending on your location!

    🎀 Wait ’Til You See It in Action…

    Cute on the screen, even better when it’s on your arm. 👜✨

    • “STOPP, I’m Actually Obsessed 😭💕”

      I knew it was cute online, but in person?! SO much better. I’ve already had three people ask me where I got it!

      Brianna L.

    • “Wait… It Holds EVERYTHING!”

      I wasn’t expecting it to be this roomy! My laptop, makeup bag, water bottle AND more fit inside. She’s officially my everyday bag. 👜✨

      Taylor S.

    • Okayyy This Bag Is TOO Cute!

      The second I opened my package I was obsessed. 😂💕 It’s funny, cute, and such a statement—I literally can’t go out with it without getting compliments.

      Alexis C.

       
       

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